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Toecutter1201
08-11-2007, 07:26 AM
Alright guys, lets hear'em
what do you get when you line up 5 blondes shoulder to shoulder?

a wind tunnel!

what do you call a blonde floating in the pool?

an air bubble!

what did the blonde chick say when you blew in her ear?

"Gee, thanks for the refill!"

What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?

All you can eat under a buck.

What's the mating call of the blonde?

"I'm *sooo* drunk!"

What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?

They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

By the belt buckle imprint on her forehead.

What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?

The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?

Because at 69 they blow a rod...


:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:

Dash Riprock
08-11-2007, 12:39 PM
:toofunny: Good stuff!

Headhunter 13
08-11-2007, 05:32 PM
A blond is walking down some train tracks and comes upon a brunette jumping up and donr between the tracks repeating over and over 29....29...29...29....

The blonde asks what is going on and is told to try it it is a lot of fun.

She agrees and the brunette moves off the tracks and the blonde strats jumping up and down chanting 29...29..29.........

A train then comes around the bend and takes out the blonde.

The brunette gets back on then tracks and starts chanting 30...30....30.......

KPierce
08-11-2007, 08:12 PM
:toofunny: Headhunter

KPierce
08-13-2007, 12:52 PM
Why does a blonde wear big hoop earrings ?

Gives her someplace to rest her feet :banana:

How does a blonde turn on the lights after sex ?

opens the car door :love2:

Why do blondes always have more fun ?

They are easier to entertain :wave:

RiverFisher
08-13-2007, 10:42 PM
A hot blonde is knocking on my hotel room door..........oh, sorry, I got distracted. Where was I? Oh, nevermind!

Headhunter 13
08-14-2007, 06:18 AM
A hot blonde is knocking on my hotel room door..........oh, sorry, I got distracted. Where was I? Oh, nevermind!

Now that was funny! :toofunny: Sorry RF you made that too easy