Toecutter1201
08-11-2007, 07:26 AM
Alright guys, lets hear'em
what do you get when you line up 5 blondes shoulder to shoulder?
a wind tunnel!
what do you call a blonde floating in the pool?
an air bubble!
what did the blonde chick say when you blew in her ear?
"Gee, thanks for the refill!"
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
All you can eat under a buck.
What's the mating call of the blonde?
"I'm *sooo* drunk!"
What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
By the belt buckle imprint on her forehead.
What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
Because at 69 they blow a rod...
:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:
what do you get when you line up 5 blondes shoulder to shoulder?
a wind tunnel!
what do you call a blonde floating in the pool?
an air bubble!
what did the blonde chick say when you blew in her ear?
"Gee, thanks for the refill!"
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
All you can eat under a buck.
What's the mating call of the blonde?
"I'm *sooo* drunk!"
What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
By the belt buckle imprint on her forehead.
What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
Because at 69 they blow a rod...
:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny: