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ZUMNDAD
08-10-2007, 10:33 AM
she got arrested for having 200lb's of crack at the airport. ;)
TcRoc
08-10-2007, 10:38 AM
Hey !! Good to see you here !! I guess you got my email about sight pusher?
M1MAN70
08-10-2007, 03:57 PM
Your moms SO FAT......................



































She jumped up in the air AND GOT STUCK! :kickrock:
trigger
08-10-2007, 08:43 PM
She walks across the room and the RADIO skips!!!:beavisnbutthead:
Dash Riprock
08-10-2007, 09:25 PM
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets an estimate.

Yo mamma's so fat her blood type is ragu

Yo mamma's so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World

Yo mamma's so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

your mamma's is so fat,she jumped for joy and get stuck

Yo momma's so stuip she got hit by a parked car
jkroner659
08-10-2007, 09:29 PM
Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!

Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!

Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!

Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind!