capnswervon
12-03-2007, 08:36 AM
Well seeing as we have a new member of the Fairer Sex......much fairer than some of you creatons....:poke: TC...etc. I thought I would post this in hopes that we can all understand our newest member a little better!! :p
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right & you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.. 5 minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, & you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot & wonders why she is wasting her time standing here & arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long & hard before deciding how & when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
The Capn'
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right & you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.. 5 minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, & you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot & wonders why she is wasting her time standing here & arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long & hard before deciding how & when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
The Capn'