Sinatra877
10-23-2007, 12:24 AM
One Halloween night a man answered his door and saw a boy dressed up as a pirate. The kid says "Bick or Beat!". The man said "What?" The boy again says "Bick or Beat!"
The man shook his head and assumed the boy had a speech impediment and he gets the candy dish...there is an assortment of candy bars available.
He looked at the boy and didn't want to be rude so he attempted to make small talk and asked the boy what he was dressed as. The boy replies "I'm a Birate!". Again, he man asked "I'm sorry, what did you say?" The boy again says "I'm a Birate!" The man nods and felt sorry that this nice kid had a speach impediment but didn't want to appear rude to the boy and asked the boy in the same fashion "So...Mr. Birate, where are your buccaneers?" The boy looked at the man in a quizzical fashion and said, "I'm sorry Sir, what did you ask?" The man again asked "So...Mr. Birate, where are your buccaneers?"
The boy was immediately aggitated by this question and looked at the man and blurted out rudely..."I got my buccaneers right here. Where are your buckin' eyes?" As the boy walked away, the man could overhear the boy saying "What a Buckin' Asshole!"
Ba-dump-bump. Happy Halloween everybody!
The man shook his head and assumed the boy had a speech impediment and he gets the candy dish...there is an assortment of candy bars available.
He looked at the boy and didn't want to be rude so he attempted to make small talk and asked the boy what he was dressed as. The boy replies "I'm a Birate!". Again, he man asked "I'm sorry, what did you say?" The boy again says "I'm a Birate!" The man nods and felt sorry that this nice kid had a speach impediment but didn't want to appear rude to the boy and asked the boy in the same fashion "So...Mr. Birate, where are your buccaneers?" The boy looked at the man in a quizzical fashion and said, "I'm sorry Sir, what did you ask?" The man again asked "So...Mr. Birate, where are your buccaneers?"
The boy was immediately aggitated by this question and looked at the man and blurted out rudely..."I got my buccaneers right here. Where are your buckin' eyes?" As the boy walked away, the man could overhear the boy saying "What a Buckin' Asshole!"
Ba-dump-bump. Happy Halloween everybody!