michigan government is shut down!!

[sleepyweasel]

WTF? michigan government is shut down......no state police.....no secretary of state.........no c.s.i. or forensic labratories......

I'm thinking the governor will not be re-elected:p

http://www.michigan.gov/

[sleepyweasel]

Corection, state government closes in 18 minutes..........

no dnr.......deer check stations are closed

[jkroner659]

Good ole legislative inaction huh:bs:. I never heard of such a thing as a government shutdown:popcorn:

[CBnL]

oh god... I feel it coming again... must resist.... UGH!

The F'ing propaganda box keeps telling everyone that "everything is wonderful!!! stock market is up joy joy happy happy joy joy" but it's NOT!
Every state is about to go under...
Every American household is about to go under...
Why the F is 1 in 7 households with a mortgage in foreclosure?
BECAUSE a select few have taken control of our government & big businesses and turned 90% of its citizens into cannon fodder.
People want to think that these are ~fair~ times because that is what the propaganda tube shoves down our throats every waking minute of the day but it is simply to ensure our compliance and their power & wealth.
Why do you think a majority of the population is on anti-depressants?
Divide and conquer!
~Make everyone feel that their hard time is an isolated event and if they would just work harder, they could get ahead.~
That is bull shit… the game has been rigged against the average American.
I use to wonder why the slaves allowed themselves to be slaves…
I use to wonder why the Jews allowed themselves to be herded into gas chambers…
I’m starting to understand and see how all that could happen.

[Toecutter1201]

i hereby announce myself as the michigan overlord and all you freggin peons who dont like guns and the 2nd amendment or have problems with men with long hair (aka"hippies") can just head south now before i release the hounds!:kneel:


now the first official act of the overlord is to start a year round open hunting season on anyone who lives in dearborn michigan or anyone who wears clothing that doesnt so called "FIT IN" for example....... anyone wearing a turbin will be snagged, tagged and bagged 7 days a week! the shootist of such a person gets free McDonalds happymeals for a month.

anyperson of any race seen wearing pants that hang so low as to show your boxers will be executed in the town square every tuesday and thursday evening at 1900 with the C cup and larger wet t-shirt competition following at 2100 (any woman with less than c cup size will be able to appeal to the overlord to have the state funded breast augmentation done)

Mondays will be the only day of the week to go to work.
Tuesdays and thursdays see above
Wednesdays will be dedicated Family Day where all citizens must spend time with your family (if no family, it must be spent at the closest tittie bar)
Fridays will now be known as "Free AMMO Day"
Saturdays will be "Use the free ammo you got yesterday" day lookin for bounties
Sundays will be the Dedicated "Range Day"

ALL religions will be allowed but must not leave the home or shrine,church etc...etc...

hmmmmmmm i think i'm starting to like this!!!!:laugh:

[jkroner659]

:bows:Toecutter as dictator:bows:

[Dash Riprock]

i hereby announce myself as the michigan overlord and all you freggin peons who dont like guns and the 2nd amendment or have problems with men with long hair (aka"hippies") can just head south now before i release the hounds!

HEEEY! Don't send those fuckers down here. I can assure you we won't tolerate them in Dixieland. :lol: