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Sinatra877
08-18-2007, 05:05 PM
Just in case you missed it. It was buried under some other threads, I thought I'd just start a new thread for you fellas in case you haven't read it.

A Chinese couple were in bed around 3 am one evening and the Husband was getting restless and "anxious". He rolls over to his Wife and softly whispers in her ear and says with a strong accent..."Hey Honey...you wanna 69?"

The Wife is exhausted and just shocked and yelled back at him with her strong accent; "Whaaat! You Crazy! It 3 o'crock and you want a Beef and Broccoli now?"

Ba Dump Bump.

No Offense is meant towards our Asian Members of the forum. Just a joke in good spirit.

Headhunter 13
08-18-2007, 05:08 PM
I read this to my GF Audrey and she got hysterical. It seems when Aud still lived and in Philly evrytime they ordered Chinese at work one of her friends always oredered #69 which was? yes you guessed it Beef and Broccoli

Sinatra877
08-18-2007, 05:10 PM
Truth is stranger than fiction sometimes ain't it?