Sinatra877
08-18-2007, 04:57 PM
The title is: A moral story.
The Horse and Chick.
A horse and a chick were out on the farm one day and suddenly the horse fell in a deep mudpuddle out on the farm's land. The horse yelled to the chick, "I need some help, can you pull me out?"
The chick came over and with all his effort, he couldn't budge the horse out. All of the sudden a idea flashed in the chicks mind and he yelled out "Don't worry Mr. Horse. I've got an idea. I'll be right back." Almost an hour goes by but then all of the sudden he sees upon the horizon the chick riding the farmer's motorcycle towards him. The chick comes to him and says "Mr. Horse, I tied a rope to the back of this motorcycle. Bite on it and I'll pull you out."
The horse complied and slowly and surely the horse was pulled out. He was later washed and brushed by the farmer and put back into the stable safe and sound.
A month goes by and the horse and the chick goes out on the farm again but suddenly the chick falls in a mudpuddle and squirms and he struggles but he can't get out. The horse looks at the chick and says I've got an idea.
The Horse straddles the mudpuddle and yells at the chick "Just grab onto my dick with your beak and I'll pull you out." The chick finds this strange and stretches and bites on firmly to the horses dick and the horse pulls the chick out of the mudpuddle and out of harms way. "Thanks Mr. Horse. I would've died if it wasn't for you."
What's the Moral?
When you're hung like a Horse, you don't need a motorcycle to pick up chicks.
Who Loves Ya' Baby?
The Horse and Chick.
A horse and a chick were out on the farm one day and suddenly the horse fell in a deep mudpuddle out on the farm's land. The horse yelled to the chick, "I need some help, can you pull me out?"
The chick came over and with all his effort, he couldn't budge the horse out. All of the sudden a idea flashed in the chicks mind and he yelled out "Don't worry Mr. Horse. I've got an idea. I'll be right back." Almost an hour goes by but then all of the sudden he sees upon the horizon the chick riding the farmer's motorcycle towards him. The chick comes to him and says "Mr. Horse, I tied a rope to the back of this motorcycle. Bite on it and I'll pull you out."
The horse complied and slowly and surely the horse was pulled out. He was later washed and brushed by the farmer and put back into the stable safe and sound.
A month goes by and the horse and the chick goes out on the farm again but suddenly the chick falls in a mudpuddle and squirms and he struggles but he can't get out. The horse looks at the chick and says I've got an idea.
The Horse straddles the mudpuddle and yells at the chick "Just grab onto my dick with your beak and I'll pull you out." The chick finds this strange and stretches and bites on firmly to the horses dick and the horse pulls the chick out of the mudpuddle and out of harms way. "Thanks Mr. Horse. I would've died if it wasn't for you."
What's the Moral?
When you're hung like a Horse, you don't need a motorcycle to pick up chicks.
Who Loves Ya' Baby?