TcRoc
02-07-2008, 02:58 PM
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are
married....
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls."
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too
easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway
started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband
would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really
proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution,
in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told
him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem mad in the least. Whew, I got
away with that one!
Then he said,
"We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said,
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'Oh!
crap' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed
another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted."
married....
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls."
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too
easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway
started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband
would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really
proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution,
in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told
him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem mad in the least. Whew, I got
away with that one!
Then he said,
"We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said,
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'Oh!
crap' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed
another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted."