Tech Breakthrough

[Headhunter 13]

Technology Announcement.......Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough since women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Is this a great country or what?

[jkroner659]

Shit, I'll take 2:D How much for an "A" cup ;)

[Dash Riprock]

I can see those being put to good use! :D

[Toecutter1201]

so does that mean if she has larger than say DD's you can touch your nose to her sternum and use them puppies as headphones?:love2::banana:

[Dino92G]

I'm calling :bs:on this until I see some high capacity SAMPLES!! :D:laugh:

[TcRoc]

Must get for the wife,,I'll appreciate it

[Dash Riprock]

After the stereo, put in a beer tap I'm set for life! :D

[RiverFisher]

After the stereo, put in a beer tap I'm set for life! :D

That will be released at a later date marketed by "Al Czervik".
(Rodney Dangerfield's character in Caddyshack)