I am so damned sick of this crap!

[Dash Riprock]

So, I decide to update some software and I have to do it online. No problem, one would think anyway!

I try to make the purchase and it fails. I immediately know why. CC companies are blocking ALOT of online transactions automatically assuming it's fraudulent.

I go off on a rant about the fact it wouldn't be such an issue if these fucking douche nozzle corporate dicks wouldn't send our fucking financial info to these 3rd world countries who still live in mud huts and sleep on the damned floor!

Anyway, I know I have to call the CC company and get it fixed or my account would be frozen until I do. This woman answers and says she'll transfer me to the right dept.

Then it happens... This shithead with a thick Indian accent answers and get this shit. The fucker told me his name was... Wait for it... You ready?

Fucking "Frodo"!!! It pissed me off 10x more to have the fucker tell me his name was Frodo. So I said "ok Frodo, I'm not comfortable talking to anyone from Middle Earth, connect me to the real world and Bilbo Baggins better not answer!"

He transfered me and an American guy answered. I told him what happened and he got a kick out of it.

I'm just waiting to call and have Chewbacca answer the phone now.

[TcRoc]

Classic..lol. I dread those calls

~ Sent via HTC Thunderbolt ~

[SheNINE]

FRODO?!?!?

ROFLMAO!! No really, I'm on the floor pissing myself laughing.........

[sirgilligan]

I got a phone call, the guy had a thick Indian accent. He said his name was "Bob" and that my computer was broadcasting data. I sit down and smile, this is going to be good, especially since I have a graduate degree in computer science and code every day. I said, "What is going on?"

"Your computer has been hacked and is transmitting data. You need to log on to our website and enter the data it asks for."

"Really, which computer?"

"Your PC running Windows 7. The IP address is xxx.xxx.xxx."

"Really?"

"Yes, I am a certified Microsoft Technician and I am here to help you!"

"I don't have a PC turned on right now, I have two Mac's running though"

"I am a certified MS Technician and your PC is streaming data and has been hacked."

Well I kept him at if for about 15 minutes until I got bored.